Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Outlaws (Part Three)


Act 3

"The Scorpion & The Frog"



A nimbus of blue light flares open in a dark living room and a young boy sits down on the carpet in front of the TV.

He absently changes the channels, then, finally settles on a cartoon he likes. The boy stares at the television set. Not really engaged, but not looking away either.

The flickering light plays across his face.

There's no volume, nothing but the sound of an argument coming from the other room. It's heated by the sounds of it. A chair is dragged across a wooden floor. Something tips over and falls to the floor. 

Someone shouts a word that he's not allowed to say.

Footsteps now...

From the other direction of the argument. Heavy footsteps, the owner of them probably wearing boots of some kind.

The boy can feel someone hanging in the doorway behind him.

"Anything good on the tube, kiddo?" a voice asks.

"No," he replies dryly.

"Mind if I sit with you awhile?"

The boy doesn't answer and after a moment the heavy sounding footsteps are walking into the living room. The owner of those footsteps sits down next to the boy on the floor and the boy can smell strong aftershave.

"Do anything fun today, partner?"

The boy turns to look at a face, with a cowboy hat shading the eyes, covered in gray whiskers.

"I went to the arcade."

"Really? Sounds fun."

Long pause… and then --

"What's an arcade?"

"This place my dad takes me to when he needs to get out of the house. It's called Flynn's Arcade. Tons of games and stuff. You wouldn't like it."

The Visitor laughs, and it fills the room.

"Oh, is that so, little man? I know a thing or two about games."

The boy smiled.

"Yeah, card games. Those are boring."

"Maybe you're right."

The Visitor motions toward the TV.

"Might I recommend we watch something different?"

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Something a little more… exciting, with some action. Maybe a gunfight or two. How about a Western?"

Long silence… and then --

"What's a Western?"

The Visitor smirks, rubs a hand over his mouth.

"Hand me the clicker, partner. We're going to watch a good ol' fashion Western. You'll love it. You see in Westerns, much like every day life, there are bad, bad men, and then there's the good guys. Like you and me."

"Do the good guys stop the bad guys?"

The Visitor runs a hand through the boy's hair causing it to stick up.

"Sometimes, kiddo. But only the real good ones."






Anj sat in the quiet of the locker room methodically taping his wrists. Warfare kicked off in about an hour and he could already feel the nervous energy percolating in his gut.

Tonight he put it all on the line, and there would be no do-overs, re-starts, or --

"Excuse me, Mr. Angelus?"

Anj looked up at the tall, acne covered face of one of the XWF interns. In fact, it was the same intern who he had shoved to find Carver after Impact's last show.

"You have impeccable timing, kid. What do you need?"

"Uh… nothing, sir. I just… this came for you."

He passed over a white envelope. 

"Oh, is today pay day?"

Anj smiled, but the kid didn't get the joke. He opened the envelope and pulled out the white stationary.

"Hello, how's the City of Sin treating you? Well I hope. An old friend of mine recommend getting in touch with you. Seems we have a mutual acquaintance in a man named Cobb. We'll talk soon. 

P.S. -- Good luck, tonight. Not much of wrestling fan. It's all fake, right? Anyway. Put on a good show."

Any folded the letter and shot a look back at the intern.

"Where did this come from?"

"I -- I don't know. I was just told to give this to you. Apparently it was forwarded over from your hotel."

Anj looked away, lost in his head, and after a moment sensing that he wasn't needed the intern scrambled off to safer ground.

Cobb.

He'd been careful. Almost to the point of insanity. 

There was no way anyone could know that he was looking for the man. But yet, this letter proved just the opposite.

He went back to taping his wrists and hands. He needed a clear head and for now, Cobb, would have to wait his turn.







August 23rd, 1977

He drove a dusty pickup truck down an even dustier road through some farm country in northern Iowa. He was cruising along, humming to a tune on the radio, and feeling pretty good about life.

The road dipped slightly and he was surrounded on both sides by white picket fences that had corn stalk rising up and over them. It was hot out, the air was stale, and having the window down was doing no good, but he liked the wind in his hair. 

Wind in your hair is wind in your sails his father used to tell him.

Up ahead, he could see a white farmhouse coming into view. He slowed the truck and then shifted it into reverse. He drove backwards until the farmhouse was no longer in view. He killed the engine and stepped out. He pulled off his suit jacket, rolled the sleeves up on the button down and loosened his tie.

After flipping the jacket up over his shoulder he began to walk toward the farmhouse.

By the time he reached the dirt driveway he was covered in sweat and feeling very parched. In that driveway, was a tall man wearing coveralls, and working under the hood of his own pickup truck.

The man in the suit shuffled his feet in the dirt to alert the other of his presence. 

Tall Man looked over, head still under the hood of the truck.

"Help you?"

Tall Man had dark hair and almost gray colored eyes. His face was covered in thick stubble and grease.

"Yes," said the man in the suit. "Truck broke down a ways up the road, was hoping I could use your phone to call for a mechanic."

Tall Man finally stood up, wiped his hands off on his coveralls.

"I don't got no phone and I'm 'fraid the mechanic won't be able to come out for a few days. Wife just had a baby and all."

"I see," said the man in the suit. "Guess I could just try to hoof it into town and see if I could get some help there."

"In this heat? That's crazy. You'll die of heatstroke before you clear the first couple miles."

"Well, I'm afraid I'm out of options, friend."

"Tell you what," Tall Man said. "We're about to have dinner. Why don't you stay, get a meal in you, I'll lend you my couch so you can rest if you like. First light, if I can get this old beater behind me to start, I'll give you a ride into town."

"That is far too generous. I couldn't accept that."

"Nonsense. We could all do with helping our fellow man a little more. There's still some good people out there."

"There sure are," the man in the suit said. "By the way, I'm Cobb."

Tall Man came over and the two shook hands.

"Cobb? Nice to meet you. Call me Ronald."

"Pleasure, Ronald."

"C'mon then, let's get some food. Hope you like corn. There's no shortage of it at this house."

Ronald led him inside where he was introduced to the rest of the family. Mrs. Gale, Ron's wife, was almost too sweet, so much so he thought she might give him a cavity. They had three kids, poster children for Americana. The oldest was a red headed girl named Rachel, who was about fifteen. The other two were Maggie and Ronald Jr. Both had dark features like their father.

Dinner was fantastic. Never in Cobb's life had he eaten so much. It seemed like every time he was pushing his plate away, someone was filling it up again.

He was especially taken with Rachel. She was a very smart girl for her age, maybe even smarter than her parents. She was funny, too, and had a spirit about her that was contagious. He liked her.

After dinner, the family took turns telling him old stories and the constant mischief of Ronald Jr. Later, Cobb and Ronald enjoyed a smoke on the porch and then it was time for bed.

The couch was unforgiving, but that was okay, he wasn't planning on sleeping anyway. He stared at the ceiling for about three hours, making sure there was plenty of time for everyone to be asleep.

Finally, hearing the house go quiet, he slowly crept up the stairs. He made sure to leave his shoes off to reduce the creak in the old wooden boards. Rachel's room was the first door on the second floor. 

It was already opened a crack and he slipped in without a sound.

She was asleep on her side and he could hear a soft whistling coming out of her nose. He was pleasantly surprised to notice all the books that covered her room.

He crouched down beside her bed and woke her. She rubbed at her eyes sleepily and for a moment was startled to see him.

"It's okay," he whispered. "I just want to talk to you."

"About what?"

"About all these books. You like to read, huh?"

"Yeah, I guess so."

"Me too. Especially books about ancient times and ancient societies. I'm fascinated by history. I'm reading a book right now about the fall of the Roman empire. I'll have to lend it to you."

"Okay," she said. "Can I go back to sleep now?"

He smiled at her and brushed some of the hair out of her face.

"How'd you like to hear a story right now?"

"It's late I --"

"It's a fable actually --"

"I'm tired, Mister Cobb -- "

"And if you tell me the moral of the fable I'll let your family live."

The dark tableau hung in the room. Neither saying anything.

"The fable is about a scorpion asking a frog to carry him across a river. The frog is afraid of being stung during the trip, but the scorpion argues that if it stung the frog, the frog would sink and the scorpion would drown." 

He watched Rachel's eyes widen.

"The frog agrees and begins carrying the scorpion, but midway across the river the scorpion does indeed sting the frog, dooming them both. When asked why, the scorpion explains that this is simply its nature."

Rachel started to pull away and he grabbed her wrist, hard --

"You see Rachel, there are good people and there are bad. I'm sorry to inform you, but I'm the latter." 









Subject: Angelus

Date recorded: 1/30/13

Location: Las Vegas, Nevada

"Luck is for Losers"


That's right, baby. Luck is for losers. But hey, the gang is all here. If you were to say, hey, Anj. Let's have a tournament to determine who the best in the biz is I'd probably require that there be a checklist of sorts to fit all comers.

Let's see --

A fifty something Alice Cooper Fanboy -- Sebastian Duke!

Check.

A certified mental retard -- Crimson Dong!

Check.

A cripple with multiple disfigurements -- Mr. Satellite!

Check.

A zombie or a deceased person, preferably with no head -- Cyren!

Check

An over-cocky, rookie with his head up his ass -- AJ Powell!

Check.

Man, that is quite the rogues gallery here tonight.

But let's not forget we have a litany of cast-offs from who knows where.

Dexter Bale, JB Colt, Tommy Carlos King, Neil Capra, John Michael White…

Who are these guys?

This is the best of the best?

This is who management has deemed should get a shot at glory?

What next we're just going to let Michael James compete here tonight?

Oh, wait…

Speaking of which, where is good old Mike James?

Licking his wounds somewhere?

Way to be the Personification of Perfection, Mike.

You can't even show up when your number is called.

You're making guys like Duke look like they have a chance tonight.

Hell, you're almost making guys like AJ Powell look like they have a chance tonight, but let's be honest, AJ Powell is riding high on that ignorance is bliss train right now.

If he actually knew who he was stepping into the ring with tonight he'd probably no show like James too.

And now, speaking of delusional people…

Our friend Mark Flynn has decided to rear his ugly head.

I know you've had some trouble in the past, Mark. Trouble in perceiving reality and make believe, but let's get one thing straight --

You've never beaten me.

You've never pinned me.

You pinned my partner in the Lethal Lottery, so by association, yes, you've "won" over me, but Mark, you've never beaten me.

Make sense?

So, let's call it a draw, because you may have thought you "blocked" me on the European championship, but we never fought one on one for it... 

And Mark...?

You've never beaten me.

And you never will.

Overrated? That's not for me to decide. Barely passable in the ring? I think I'll just let my kicks do the talking on that one.

So I hope you're having fun up there on your step ladder, because that's all you are, a step.

A step to the next rung in this company.

The ship isn't yours, Mark. It never was.

It may feel like you're on a ship because you're going down and you're drowning under the weight of your own mediocrity.

People may talk of a new era and that you're the old guard, Mark.

But you're not getting left behind because you're old.

You're getting left behind because you're just not good enough anymore.

Maybe you never were.

A captain goes down with his ship, right Mark?

Hope it's not too lonely at the bottom.



Sunday, January 27, 2013

Outlaws (Part Two)


Act 2

"Logan to Government Center"




Sometime in the past…

***

"Hello?"

Anj looked up from under the hood of the Civic he was working on. A man, wearing a loose gray suit, stood in the open doorway of the garage. Behind him the sun was beginning its long descent from the sky and it cast the man's shadow across the smooth cement floor of the shop.

"Help you?" Anj asked as he turned down the radio he had sitting on a wooden stool next to him.

"Is this your shop?" the man asked.

Anj tossed the wrench he was using into the toolbox on the ground and it clattered against the other tools. As he approached the newcomer he pulled an oil stained rag from his back pocket and wiped his hands off.

"No," he replied. "My boss Donnie owns the place. I'm just putting in a little overtime."

"I see," said the man. "I was told to talk to the owner."

"I can try to help you where I can. You have a car that needs to be serviced?"

The man squinted at him for a second, giving Anj a tight smile. It wasn't until Anj got closer he realized how tall the man was. Anj was six-two, but the man easily had a few inches on him.

"Not quite," the man said and passed Anj a folded piece of note paper. "I'm supposed to be picking up this."

Anj opened it and in bold lettering someone had written: '95 Subaru

"No way," Anj muttered.

"Is there a problem?"

"Who gave you this?'

"I cannot say," the man said, giving that tight lipped smile again. "Do you have this car?"

Anj laughed as he passed the note back.

"Yeah, thing has been sitting under a tarp for the two years I've been here. I just figured it was for scrap or something. I couldn't even tell you where the keys are."

"Not to worry," the man said and reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a singular key. "I have the key."

Anj shrugged as he rubbed a hand over the back of his head.

"She starts," he said. "She's all yours."

The two started across the cracked tarmac of Donnie's Auto Body. The day was still warm, but as what was typical for September, the night would be cool. Anj hoped so. It'd been a long day and he was looking forward to getting home and sitting on the couch with Beth as the cool breeze came in through their apartment window.

"… are you?"

"I'm sorry," Anj said. "I was spacing out. Long day."

"I asked how old you were."

"Twenty-two."

The man nodded politely as if Anj offered up the information by his own accord. They reached the end of the lot where the tarmac turned to dirt. In the corner where the lot's metal fence joined sat a car covered in a blue tarp. The tarp itself was coated in debris, dirt and dead leaves. A few pools of water were sitting in the folds of the fabric.

Anj pulled the tarp free as the man stood back and to the side like Anj was about to reveal to him a brand new Porsche off the show room floor. He was surprised, however, to see that the Subaru had maintained some of its paint job. There were a few rust spots near the corners and near the bumper. But for being out in the lot for as long as it had been it could have looked a lot worse.

"Here she is," Anj said. "She's been through two New England winters, maybe more. If she starts it's a miracle."

"Have a little faith," the man said and patted Anj on the shoulder. He took the key from his pocket and open the driver's side door. Anj could smell the damp, musty scent from the interior of the car. He crossed his arms as he watched the man insert the key into the ignition.

Click-click-click-click…

The man tried again, a frown forming on his face.

Click-click-click-click…

Anj laughed.

"I told you, man. It's been out here too long."

The man climbed out of the car, adjusted his tie, and to Anj seemed to try to regain some sense of composure. He glanced around the lot, eyes looking for something. Anj tried to follow where they were going.

"I will require another vehicle," the man said. "Preferably something that starts."

"We're not an auto dealership," Anj said. "If you and Donnie had some type of arrangement for the Subaru, that's fine, but anything else is my responsibility."

"Our arrangement was that he would supply me a vehicle."

Now it was Anj's turn to glance around the lot. It was usually in his nature to tell a guy, especially a guy in a suit, to take a flying leap, but he didn't want anything coming back on Donnie. 

Donnie had been good to him, like giving him work after he got injured…

"Tell you what," Anj said. "We got a Hyundai out around back. It was abandoned. Owner didn't show up to pay us for the work. If you're not picky then it's yours."

The man smiled, a real one this time.

"That would be great."

Anj returned to the office and fetched the keys for the gray Hyundai and brought the vehicle out front. The man looked on, very pleased it seemed like. Anj got out and tossed him the keys.

"You get pulled over in that thing," Anj said. "I don't know where it came from."

"I am careful," the man said. "I like that you are too. I would expect nothing less of a military man."

Anj looked down at his open shirt and saw that his dog tags were glinting in the dying sunlight.

"I just don't want any heat on Donnie, okay? He's a good guy."

The man nodded.

"Thanks for you help…?"

"Angelus," he said and shook the man's hand. "But my friends call me Anj."

"Angelus. That is a name I have not heard in a very long time. I'm sure you know it's latin for Angel."

A long pause seemed to settle in between them.

"Well, Mr. Angelus, it's been a pleasure. Maybe someday I'll be able to return the favor."

Later, Anj stood leaning against the garage doorway. He was absently sipping at a bottle of Pepsi. The sun was just about down now, and it glowed like a bonfire on the horizon. He knew Beth would be expecting him soon.

But he just couldn't get the man's words out of his head…

"I'm sure you know it's latin for Angel."

Where had he heard that before?






***

From over the wire…

"How would you like to go to the states?"

"America?"

"No, moron. The other states. Yes, America."

"What for?"

"There's someone I think you should meet. Someone you have a lot in common with."

"What's her name?"

"I'm not sending you to get laid, amigo. This is an assignment."

"Allow me to rephrase then, amigo. What's his name?"

"Angelus."

"…"

"You seem confused."

"What type of man has only one name?"

"This man."

"Where is he currently?"

"Las Vegas, Nevada."

"Ah, city of sin. I might get laid after all."

"…"

"What brings this, Angelus, to Las Vegas?"

"Don't you watch TV?"

"Don't own one … how's he know me?"

"He doesn't -- well, he might. Regardless, you should meet him. He'll be very, very interested to talk to you. Like I said, you and him have a lot in common."

…connection lost…





***

He stood staring into the mirror that was over the sink in the locker room bathroom. The silence in the room was nice. He'd run the stairs of the arena to work up a good sweat and to get his mind off --

"Hey there, kiddo."

Anj stirred, but didn't bother to look up into the mirror.

"Help you with something?"

"Ah, I suppose not. I figured you'd be in here with everything all sorted out. I just wanted to let you know that I'll be out there on Wednesday."

Anj nodded.

"Would you like that?"

Anj didn't answer. Instead, he looked into the corner of the mirror and slowly allowed his eyes to drift from the boots of the stranger, up to his worn denim jeans, to this face, covered in gray whiskers.

"You got yourself one hell of a fight on your hands, kiddo."

"I suppose I do."

"Don't let that confidence of yours get in the way."

"Wasn't planning on it."

"Alright, I can see you don't want to be bothered. You know it wouldn't kill you to just humor an old man every once and awhile."

Anj clutched the sink, shut his eyes and inhaled in. After a second, he turned toward the doorway --

"Look, I'm sor--"

"Sorry about what?" Steve Sayors asked.

"Nothing. One of… one of the interns was just asking me something."

Sayors peered into the room behind him and then back at Anj.

"Must have just missed him. I didn't see --"

"Can I help you with something, Steve?"

He watch Sayors pull out his tape recorder and he knew what came next. Sayors would ask him questions about the US title tournament. 

How his health was? (Good). How his training was going? (Also good). Did he have the stamina to go through fifteen other XWF superstars? (You better believe it).

But most importantly he'd ask about Sebastian Duke and his comments.

He wouldn't ask about the cripple Mr. Satellite, because let's be honest, and no pun intended, Mr. Satellite wasn't a competitor. He wasn't a champion. He was just another mental misfit too caught up in his own dogma to realize any true potential.

*Beep* *Beep* Mr. Satellite. Here comes your short bus to take you back to Sleepaway Camp.

Sayors would want to know why a man like Sebastian Duke is even still here.

Was anyone still listening?

That's a great question, Anj would say. He'd tell Sayors that Duke can battle for legitimacy every day of the week for all he cared. He'd never achieve it. He was a nobody and just like Satellite he was too lost in his BS ideals to see through the fog.

He'd tell Sayors to deliver this message personally to Duke.

"You're not an Angel of Darkness. You're not a High Priest. You're an old man, sitting up in your homemade Castle Grayskull, who thinks he can practice the dark arts and run his little drama club theatrics. Here's a suggestion, Duke. Consider it on the house. You want to be taken seriously? Go wipe off the guyliner. Put away the costumes and the smoke machine. Turn off the creepy music and actually attempt to win a damn match. You can pretend you know me, Duke. But you don't. You don't know a thing about me. On Warfare the story ends the same and that's me putting you down again, but since you seem to like the macabre, maybe I should go dig you a nice dirt grave and you can go join your career since that's already dead and gone. Rest in peace, Sebastian"